Welp, I'm a sexy beast from the L.B.C., by way of Santa Barbara. In my house I have a working food chain...2 rats, 2 cats, and Pitbull. For $$ I teach autistic kids how to be normal. In my spare time I enjoy driving my kick-ass truck, reading fan fiction, and wrestling around with my doggy and wife. Actually, my food chain has been depleted...I now only have 1 rat and 1 cat...